Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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womans having rights.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Black people having a Job.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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