Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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