Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Suck pussy

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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