- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Dead girls can't say no.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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