Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Anti Joke

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