Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

I had a submarine.... once

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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