- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

My spelling is horrible

Vote this down and get DOXED

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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