- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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