Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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