What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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