- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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