- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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