- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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