- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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