- Anti Joke

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?