- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

A guy walks into a bar

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Who has no penis Religious Believers

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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