What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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