- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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