- Anti Joke

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Cripples are lame.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black