How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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