What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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kathryn atkins

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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