- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Knock Know! Come in!

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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