"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Good job, son.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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