- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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