- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What do u call a cripple Biv

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

bite me

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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