- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

poopy is poopy

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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