Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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