Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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12 in general

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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