Yes

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Japan

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Small Penis.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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