- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Small Penis.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

whats hairy and crys your mom

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Japan

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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