- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

My cat just died.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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