- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Who's on first? Garvey.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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