- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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