Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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