- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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