- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What is white and black and red all over.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage