- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Women's Rights

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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