- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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