- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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