- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Your girlfriend.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A guy at a baseball game....

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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