- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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