- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

human centipede

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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