- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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