- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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