Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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