- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I LIKE TRAINS

what is big and white? Your Mom

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??