- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Justin Bieber

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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