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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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