Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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