What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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He--Hey guys

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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