- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??