- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Phew... it's gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

You having friends.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out