why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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