- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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