Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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