What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Charlie Sheen

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What is both bold and brash? Fox

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

9/11

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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