Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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