What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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