What is green and is not grass A frogg

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KOOKABURRA

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Granny porn!

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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