- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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