- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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