Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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