- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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