- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Jebron Lames.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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