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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

knock knock whos there? nobody

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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