- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

the WNBA.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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