- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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