- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Jimmy Saville

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Ross.

Faithful men.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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