- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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