- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

David Cameron

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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