- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Your girlfriend.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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