- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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