Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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