- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

tea with milk?

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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