Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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