- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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