First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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no.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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