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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

kennah campion when she talks

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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