- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

David Cameron

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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