Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Tilt your screen back .

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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