How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Sarah Palin.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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one stop shop

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

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