What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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