- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

This is an anti-joke.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??