Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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