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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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