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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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