I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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silver bullet?

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Maths.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Happy Monday!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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