knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is life? Paul.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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