- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

So a bar walks into a man...

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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