- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Get up Look in the mirror

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

how much fish could a chicken

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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