- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

womens rights.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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