- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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