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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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