A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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