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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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