Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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