Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

the WNBA.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

guess what? bannanas

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

"Knock knock." "Come in."

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops