What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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