Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Equal rights!

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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