- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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