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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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