What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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