- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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