What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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