- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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