What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

quantum physics?

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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