- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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