happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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