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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What's 2+2? Fish

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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