- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

I like school Said no one ever.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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