what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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salad days!

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Donald Trump

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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