- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

guess what? bannanas

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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