- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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