- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

oh hey.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

your mama so old, shes dead.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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