What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Nobody cares maddie!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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