- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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